Need work

[A Savage spanke]

got some time off before school starts and could really use some cash. I'm in North West Arkansas and will work for you. If there is something you want done, something you're to lazy to do, something you need help with, or if you just want to give me money I'm very interested. I can replace gaskets now, I'll stand in freezing pools if you need help with your roll. I'll pretty much do anything. Except for Zach, Loren, or anyone else that is inevitably going to try to solicit sex from me (Jermdog).

[LOREN]

Definition of Irony:
Guy without job calling other people to lazy to do something..... Nice work Spanke you are on the right track. Maybe you should look for something in the engineering field since that is what you are going to school for. Don't really need any more people "engineering" things like bridges and streets that haven't done ironwork or laid concrete.

On a more serious note we have a small pile of beer cans in the back yard you can swing by and pick up. You can keep whatever cash they give you at the recycling center.

[ARzach]

I've been looking for some new places to lay some pipe. Pays not that good but, with skinny arms like yours you can't be too picky...

I take it school loans don't deposit in the ol' bank-account until after the start of the semester?

Loren's serious about those beer cans though... With some minor effort poking around the back yard I guarantee you'll find at least $10 worth out there..

--Zach

[kevohudd]

I got it...bum for money!

Write a tear jerking story on some cardboard and stand at a main intersection. Research shows that in a prime location mendicants can earn up to $50,000 or $60,000 annually. Dress up like your neighborhood vagrant and go get em. But be careful you are not working some other pauper's territory. You will be a natural, you seem to have a very nomadic spirit.

Thoughts?

Kevin

[Fish]

Spanke, desperate crying for help seems to be your primary talent. You should apply to be a fundraiser for NPR this year.

- Fish

[A Savage spanke]

Loren and Zach, I gave both of you so much to work with, and you both sucked it up. Loren, I'm doing Mechanical, not Civil, not that you know the difference. Those words would have been much better directed at Noel.

Kevin- I think you're on the right track, I was a homeless guy for halloween and some people didn't realize it was a costume.

Fish- I know you're loaded, hook it up.

Seriously willing to work

[Lifejacket]

Except for Zach, Loren, or anyone else that is inevitably going to try to solicit sex from me (Jermdog).

[unicorn]

Spanke, my garage needs cleaning pretty bad, and I'm exceptionally lazy about it. I could probably be talked into paying you to clean and organize it.