The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

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The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by kayakmamma » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:46 am

Yes, the Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday.
In a perfect celebration of New Year's Day, the Cossatot ran and afforded friends and I a blissful day on the river. Blissful for me until we reached, "The Machine". The level was approximately 3.2ft, and apparently at this level my usual tactics of "sit forward, paddle hard, and bomb through it" (which at 4ft. seems to work great!) was less than successful. My stern caught, I stroked on the wrong side, and went right instead of left at Cannonball rock-or: right into the heart of "spin cycle".
As my boat, and then body were repeatedly "agitated", I could not help but reflect on how perfectly this rapid was named. "Someone has experienced this before" was my thought. While still in my boat, I reached down trying with my paddle to grab outflowing current-to no avail. When out of my boat, at one point, I was tossed onto Cannonball rock itself, and tried my best to hang on, but quickly slipped back into the rapid for some more cleansing action. I began contorting my body into various shapes and eventually that seemed to be the ticket, and was flushed out.
In moments, Tom Burroughs was on the scene and threw a rope perfectly over my shoulder, handily retrieving me to the shelter of a rock outcropping, and then he transferred me to shore. Jonathon Kennedy and Paul Shepherd took off after my boat, which they retrieved following great difficutly. I quickly gave up for lost my paddle and pogies (brand new!), but Tom Burroughs is a search and rescue expert, and he expertly and amazingly found and retrieved my paddle--pogies still attached.
I feel deep gratitude and wish to profusely thank Tom, Jonathon, and Paul. It was a great privilege to paddle with them, and their care for me during this incident on the river was phenomenal. Thank you!!
I can't wait for the 'Tot to run again! Next time I'll follow my friends' lines more carefully, bring my higher volume boat, and hope to paddle with people as wonderful as these. Thanks guys! :clap:
Lorraine McPhee

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Re: The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by SteveGabbard » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:57 am

Good story!

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Post by Cowper » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:53 pm

Tales of your adventure were legend by the time we arrived at the Falls yesterday!

I remember years ago, when a friend in a "long boat" (we called them kayaks back then) accidentally invented a move which we immedidately dubbed as the "swizzle stick maneuver". The bow went down, the stern stayed up, and boat and boater went round and round like a swizzle stick being used to stir a mixed drink, right after you quit stirring and let go of the stick. In the following months he tried several times to repeat the move, but as far as I know never got one as good as the first accidental encounter.
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Post by Jim E » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:51 pm

Good stuff Lorraine!!!
Just living the liquid lifestyle!!!

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Post by T Yamashita » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:00 pm

Wish I could've been there! :grin:

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Re: The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by MaxTexan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:55 pm

Lorraine.... good to have friends nearby!

PS On some lower water runs I have looked at the washing machine and decided that the chance of getting caught near the rock was too great and stopped just above.

Enjoy your trip abroad later in the month if you are still going.

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Re: The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by NoQuarter » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:49 pm

It was a thrashing and Lorraine fought it like a :myday" ing champ. :box:

Odd thing is that I was joking about doing enders at washing machine since we'd seen it really low in the fall and the river came up great late on New Year's. Level at that point of the afternoon was more like 3.5 or just above... around 230pm. And I had just joked in the eddy with Tom that it was good to turn the corner and seeing water going over cannonball. Resting momentarily in that sense of familiarity that the river will beat out of you.

Lorraine's stern got caught in the seam that flows right behind cannonball. The river turned her 180 and stuck her bow straight down into the hole. I'm awestruck that Lorraine didn't freak out and bail immediately because that's exactly what I kept hoping she'd do as the hole just kept flipping her boat around. All I could see was the hull spinning pinwheeling and wondering why the hell she was still in her boat?!?! She tells it like a ride but it was a :myday" ing battle.

Eventually the paddle comes out, Lorraine pops up onto cannonball and stares right at me. I know the look in my eye was... how the :myday" are you doing 'cause that looked tough. She, no :myday" , stares right back at me, calm, collected and looking like ok, that wasn't too bad... what's the next move...? Her boat (a Riot 007... small and no volume... it truly just folded right into the seam and got sucked in) ejects and I turn around to let folks know the boat is coming and

she slips right back into the machine. In my my I was thinking :myday" :myday" :myday" we got to get in there before she's exhausted. Her crazy contortions must have done their magic because she flushed just seconds later... now that the hole wasn't holding her boat and her fairy warrior frame.

I couldn't believe how calm and at ease you were after the whole thing was over, Lorraine, because it sure looked like a :myday" beating.

Of course, run everyday and roll everyday and just be a general badass, and it's just a crazy screwed up line on the machine.

For us mortals, it wouldh'a been much more painful and I'd still be sputtering water today. Please be very clear... Lorraine is a skilled and knowledgeable boater and she practices her :myday" off to have great technique and stamina. I know of several boaters who didn't come out of that hole smiling.

Afterthoughts? This is one place at lower levels, especially in lower volume boats, where you need to own the line and stay up on the turn down into the Machine until you're clearly in the left channel of the flow. That right side feeds a seam that goes right into... or UNDER Cannonball. Yeah the undercut is clear at lower levels... there's a big 'ol pocket between that rock and the ledge.

I was just proud to see my friend smiling on the top of that :myday" ing rock, having a great time and loving every minute of her life.

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Re: The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by JB2012 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:07 am

Lorianne, Cowper,

Good descriptive writing! L., you could write for a living.

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Post by okieboater » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:11 am

Lorianne,

Welcome to the club of those of us who experience that hole up close and personal. Been there and don't want to go back!

Good work on your part and the folks giving aid.

One of the best parts of boating is helping your fellow boaters when things go wrong.

Thanks for sharing your story with us stay at homes.
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We are sure that when retirement begins, childhood restarts

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Re: The Washing Machine and I became intimate yesterday

Post by aquaholic » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:22 pm

Not my first post. I got locked out! need a Mod to pm me for access.

Rather amazing (not) that I have been paddling the Tot and the Machine for near 20 years, and I have as of yet to get a memorable thrashing at the Machine. First run was 6.6+ft. I took a hit at Devils Hollow Falls once, however brief, it was/is a memorable event. I thought I might have broken both ankles. :crazy: I know!
All good times at the Tot!

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