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Thought I 'd liven the board up a bit.

I have random thoughts when I bike ride. I rode in the dry, brutal heat yesterday and made a bargain with the Gods of Rain.

Bring us a good soaking rain, I said. If you will, then I shall run out my back door butt naked and dance a jig. And being one highly inclined to superstitions, signs and karma, I do plan on keeping this promise. (Fortunately, I live in the country.)

Anyone care to match that and one up me?

Dang!! I don't know how to dance a jig or I'd match you on that one. I could maybe do the hokey-pokey. (When I had my house built, I put it in the woods facing away from the road so I could go out on my front porch "nekkid" & not embarrass anyone passing by.)

If we get some serious rain I will kayak down a river naked! Lol

I plan on a naked Rain Dance at Richland if it doesn.t rain big time in the next 2 weeks.

remember.. intent is to entice... not offend

Jan, I always thought the nekkid hokey pokey......... never mind

If you do a rain dance, wouldn't you have to do a rain dance practice first? . . . But if you have rain dance practice, does it rain during practice? If it doesn't, how do you know you have it right? And if it does, why bother with the dance in the first place?
George Carlin