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Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:00 pm
by unicorn
My company needs dudes to give opinions on some stuff we are testing. I know some of you folks have no interest in actual gainful employment - so this is my gift to you. It's an hour and a half and pays more than whatever you are currently doing for money. Plus you can tell your mom about it without being ashamed.

Who Are We Looking For:

Men ages 25 – 34
Typically wear facial hair, or have in the recent past
Shop at Walmart for grooming products 
Do not work at any of the following: Advertising agencies, Walmart suppliers (including P&G), Walmart or any other retail store
Xer spouses are eligible to participate! 



The Event 

Discussion groups will take place next Thursday January 19th


Don't say I never gave you anything.
There will be two sessions available 5:30 – 7 PM and 7:00 – 8:30 PM
Participants will be paid $65 for their time and effort 
Beer and appetizers will be served! 

Interested parties should contact Lauren Silvestri at 479-725-2337. 

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:52 am
by FarPastGone
God bless you Ryan

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:17 am
by Jbyrum
I would let you guys use my beard for a survey, but it looks like I'm too young to participate. Ooooh well.

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:43 am
by Roger
Why are discriminating against us older folks with facial hair! :myday" :myday" :NoNo: :NoNo: :thumbdown:

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:47 am
by Clif
Why u discriminating against us older guys what cuddin grow a beard if we wanted to?? :myday" :problem:

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:45 pm
by Sasquatch
Roger wrote:Why are discriminating against us older folks with facial hair! :myday" :myday" :NoNo: :NoNo: :thumbdown:
Bhahaha I'm 100 years old but hair from head to toe :myday"

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:29 pm
by unicorn
Not discriminating at all, just trying to hit a target demogrographic.

Also, I don't imagine that anyone will be around to answer the phone at the office until Tuesday morning - but if you wanna participate, I'd suggest calling early tues.

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:45 pm
by A Savage spanke
unicorn wrote: Plus you can tell your mom about it without being ashamed.
I feel like that was a blow to us plasma sellers. And by that I mean me, because I'm probably the only one on this board doing that.

With that being said, sign me up, I'll do it for sure. I was just thinking about how awesome, and how much better than Matts, my beard is.

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:59 pm
by Shep
Spanke and Matt's beards combined aren't half as awesome as my 'stache. In fact, I think if I went, they would pretty much have to send those guys home.

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:51 pm
by Half Ton
:lol:

Re: Free money and beer for paddle bums

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:34 pm
by Regud
Shep wrote:Spanke and Matt's beards combined aren't half as awesome as my 'stache. In fact, I think if I went, they would pretty much have to send those guys home.
Where is the "like" button?!