OT: Smartphones can make you pregnant :)

[Fish]

From the "Only in Arkansas" file:

(CNN) -- Doug Wilson takes his smartphone everywhere.

When the 28-year-old wakes up, he snatches the phone from the nightstand to read Twitter feeds and Facebook messages before he gets out of bed.

During the day, he tends to carry the iPhone 4 in his hand. Putting it in his pocket would be too risky, he said, because he might miss a photo opportunity -- like that crazy "rat tail" hairdo he saw at a fast-food spot recently. ("I was like, 'I've GOT to take a picture of this!'")
And at night, access to this on-all-the-time gizmo is arguably more important than ever.

First, there's the dog. Wilson uses his phone's LED camera flash to guide his steps as he takes Lucy, a bichon frise, outside. "I live in Arkansas, so I don't want to step on a snake or anything," he said.

Then there's his wife, Ashlee, whom he accidentally impregnated one evening after forgetting to look at an iPod app that explains the details of the rhythm method.

"That's how we got pregnant," he said, "because I lost my [iPod Touch]."

While the couple from Russellville, Arkansas, are now thrilled about their expected baby girl, Doug Wilson said the slip-up was yet another reminder that his phone should be turned on, in his hand, ready to accept alerts -- all the time.

Otherwise, he said, things tend to go awry.

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[Renee H]

Now that is freaking funny!

[dcheshier]

Be careful Renee .... I've seen how you are with your phone ;-)

[Roger]

Must resist urge to make comment. Dang you, Fish.

[GutIt]

Then there's his wife, Ashlee, whom he accidentally impregnated one evening after forgetting to look at an iPod app that explains the details of the rhythm method.

AKA the "Rythym and Blues" method!

[Roy Staggs]

Very old joke.

What do you call people who use the rhythm method?

Parents.

[Renee H]

Be careful Renee .... I've seen how you are with your phone ;-)

Now, now Diane - me leaving my phone lying around where certain people can hack it has nothing to do with how one gets pregnant