40 candles, dry suit testing, and monkeys in the hole.

[Big Daddy D]

If this post sucks, it's not my fault because:

On this day 40 years ago, a young mother gave birth to a baby boy. On her last push, the baby exited her womb and threw a huge space godzilla into the doctor's hands. It probably would have been a loop, except the chord hadn't been snipped yet and got in the way. If that wasn't amazing enough, the young trickmeister was already sporting a goatee. You can see some shots of the ex-39-year-old from this past weekend here:

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If you went through the pics at the above link, you will have found the latest way to test your dry suit for leaks – dry suit farting. And if, by chance, you don't have airbags for your boat, you can just let loose in the dry suit and you'll achieve instant buoyancy in your boat.

And If you missed our dinner Kenya's in Dierks Saturday night, you missed a classic. Monkey collecting is the latest fad. If you don't have a monkey from Kenya's on your boat, well then, you can't yell "Monkey in the hole", now can you?

And if you weren't at Wister the weekend before last, you missed a classic as well. You can catch some seriously, good footage in my new film called: Blunt till you die. As the title suggests, there will lots of big air blunts.

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p.s. First person to name the song and artist gets a free monkey from Kenya's on me. That's a 75 cent value FREE!

BDD

[Big Daddy D]

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p.s. First person to name the song and artist gets a free monkey from Kenya's on me. That's a 75 cent value FREE!

Free monkey still up for grabs.

[DMG]

There Is XXXX (Within My Heart) by You Say Party! I Say Die!

Now, what is a monkey form Kenya's? Does this mean I have to drive to Dierks over Thanksgiving weekend? Good tune, by the way!

~Dave

[Big Daddy D]

I don't have pictures of the monkeys, but I know several people do. I've seen them on facebook. Maybe they will post some of them up.

Which monkey you get is random (it's like playing a monkey slot machine), but if maybe we'll hit the jackpot and get the "Kissing its own butt" monkey. That is one everyone wants. The Honus Wagner baseball card of monkey collecting.