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DBV got me in an Haiku state of mind over on Facebook so I thought I'd share several of them here too as they're borne of personal experience.

Turner Bend at ten
Boaters anxious to get wet
What's the shuttle plan


Frost on my kayak
Wet suit damp from yesterday
Morning sun feels good


Sunny April day
Kenny and Sasquatch surfing
Red Buds are in bloom

:)

Group suits up to go --
lovely river view now blocked
by big hairy a**.

Big red open boats
Kwakheads flee like spastic bass
Girly screams abound

Canoe caught on rocks
Kayakers watch it taco
Tis a festive show




Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away



Summertime surfing
With all my best friends around
Wish I could freeze time


Joe

Ode on the RBF
(Subtitle: Real Men Paddle Big Red Boats)

Do I hear squeaking?
Fat hairy MEN - back again!
BOYS in skirts quiver

JTarver wrote:Canoe caught on rocks
Kayakers watch it taco
Tis a festive show

Big boats tote your beer
And this is how you thank them?
Your mother's a hamster ...

JTarver wrote:Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away

That's your suds you see
Kwakhead beer just smells like pee
(We spilt some chugging)

Turned on my P.C.
Was reading these funny lines
I spewed my coffee

davidbob wrote:

JTarver wrote:Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away

That's your suds you see
Kwakhead beer just smells like pee
(We spilt some chugging)

Big boats return fire
Open the bulkhead flappers
and recirculate