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I am giving up kayaking cause i am a giant vagina. All my gear is for sale. Make me an offer.

I sometimes feel like that myself but it usually passes when I remind myself that I don't have any other hobbies.

I sense that there's a real good story here...

He's posting when there is water and not paddling. I think!

I think he meant to post this on Wednesday!

No he is just a big vagina, and he needs beer money. Zach, come back to the dark side.

A giant vagina kayaking. This is relevant to my interests. Please tell me there are pics or a youtube video.

dude, i'm interested. but i have a few questions.

1. is a giant vagina the same shape as a normal sized one? I'm trying to figure out if you're gear will work for me. I'm just a regular guy so please forgive my ignorance. i know you guys who've seen a lot of giant vaginas or in Zach's case (he who is a giant vagina) probably think I'm just asking silly questions, but hey if you don't ask you're probably better off anyway in regards to giant vaginas.

2. Did you clean your gear regularly? I assume maintenance on Giant Vaginas is about the same as regular ones and we all know cleanliness is key.

3. My 3rd and final question is Why in the hell did you post that? You know none of us immature idiots with work to do will get anything done, we'll be thinking of new posts for the Giant Vagnina Thread.

ps just edit the subject line to mention the words Giant Vagina. I got $10 bucks says it either gets deleted quick or turns into the most popular ACC thread ever!

good luck on keeping the pervs away Zach, must be tough.

OK, as much as I hate to bump this ridiculous thread into the public eye any further, I figure I better explain... I most certainly did not post this. My very good friend and paddling cohort who shall remain unnamed decided to have some fun with my sign-on since I left it logged on while I GATHERED GEAR for our trip to Richland today.... So, no, my gear is not for sale, the other thing mentioned (which I refuse to say b/c it's inappropriate :shock: ) however may possibly be for rent to the highest bidder :twisted: I hope this clears some things up for everyone. Have a nice day...

I really enjoyed how that played out.

Yeah, I've been curious to see what happened all afternoon since the individual at fault informed me of this oh-so-slick prank as we were hiking up to look at Twin Devils....

Now that thar's funny, I don't care who you are.

Yep that is the funniest thread I've seen in a while. If this gets deleted I'll hunt down the moderator and beat em. I think moderator tolerance is directly related to how creative you push the envelope.

I kind of figured that's what that was. Good times indeed. So can we just call you GV now Zach?

My wife is a gynecologist, so if want to get that looked at I'll see if she'll waive the co-pay.

So you were a practice vagina, not a giant one. (Somebody get the monkey.)