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There's a Member's Section on this board? I pay my dues, why wasn't I told about an Member's Section? However this isn't surprising since I don't get a newsletter anyway.

Is this where all the political back room negotiating goes on? Is this what this club has become? When will Obama come down here and give us the Change we need? I object!

Um, yeah, it's all black helicopters and paranoia with the ACC. Wear your tinfoil hat before you log on to this message board. You have been warned...

- Fish

rynorris wrote:There's a Member's Section on this board? I pay my dues, why wasn't I told about an Member's Section? ... I object!

Overruled (Big Brother Boofmaster will not protect a paddler who sleeps on his rights). Go commit a tort or something.

(bonus points if you do it in that tinfoil hat) (double bonus points if you steal Fish's Math Wizard cape and wear that too).

We have helicopters?

rynorris wrote:There's a Member's Section on this board? I pay my dues, why wasn't I told about an Member's Section? However this isn't surprising since I don't get a newsletter anyway.

Ah-Ha! Our plan worked! In a stroke of pure genius, we hid that information here http://www.arkansascanoeclub.com/mb/vie ... f=1&t=8775" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
By putting it in the "Announcements" section, we can PRETEND we're being up front, while in fact hiding the information in a section people apparently no longer look at! Again I say, GENIUS!

you devious ba$tards, what depths will you not sink to? what video of newbies will you not shoot? what warm beverages will you not drink? my god....i bet Cheney is lurking around here somewhere. we're all doomed.

rynorris wrote:....i bet Cheney is lurking around here somewhere. we're all doomed.

If he is, I'll teach the son-of-a-gun to roll! And yes, the end is coming; I hope I'm paddling when it gets here.

davidbob wrote:(double bonus points if you steal Fish's Math Wizard cape and wear that too).

I have a spare one I can loan you. Can't be too careful.

- Fish

Have you never noticed the post below:

http://www.arkansascanoeclub.com/mb/vie ... f=1&t=8775" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It has one of those permanent announcement deals, that I despise that keeps it above new posts.

Gaining access to the Members' Section is easy. You follow the instructions in the post Cowper and Lifejacket linked to and then you wait. I'm not sure how long you have to wait.

Be prepared to wait for a long time. I sent my request so long ago that I had forgotten about it until some posts got moved the other day. And once you've submitted your request it will not let you resubmit it.

If only the left hand knew what the right was doing.

Quote from the album "Don't Crush That Dwarf Hand Me The Pliers".

from the Porgy and Mudhead skit, " High School Madness"

"That bridge wont be finished either, till three hands on the same side of the big ditch can push the same button at the same time"


my $0.02