I Swear I'm Not Making This Up
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:09 am
The Pyrotechnic Division of the RBF (Motto: "Increasing the odds of gene pool improvement every time we strike a match.") is always looking for recruits. If this guy survives, he's a candidate.
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Blast Rocks Yaffee Plant
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:44 AM CST
By Hicham Raache
TIMES RECORD • HRAACHE@SWTIMES.COM
"A scrap metal worker suffered extensive injuries at an Arkoma scrap yard Monday when an artillery shell he was attempting to salvage exploded.
LeFlore County [Oklahoma] authorities refused to release the name of the man who was transported to Sparks Regional Medical Center Monday afternoon.
The employee suffered the injuries in the scrap yard of Yaffe Iron & Metal, 118 Stateline Road, according to Bob Hawley, director of LeFlore County EMS and incident commander of the emergency command station set up at Arkoma Assembly of God, 205 Sumner Ave.
The worker was attempting to salvage the brass of one of several demilitarized artillery shells obtained by Yaffe 15 years ago by cutting into it with a blow torch..."
http://swtimes.com/articles/2008/11/04/news/news01.txt
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This story raises several interesting points:
1. Should Arkansas consider changing its unofficial state motto to: "Thank god for Oklahoma?"
2. Now we know what Will Rogers meant when he said that when the Arkies and Okies moved to California it raised the IQ in all three states.
3. Should the guy who said "Hey! I've got an idea for increasing revenue. Let's cut into all these cannon balls with a blow torch!" be added to Team Stupid's fundraising committee?
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Blast Rocks Yaffee Plant
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:44 AM CST
By Hicham Raache
TIMES RECORD • HRAACHE@SWTIMES.COM
"A scrap metal worker suffered extensive injuries at an Arkoma scrap yard Monday when an artillery shell he was attempting to salvage exploded.
LeFlore County [Oklahoma] authorities refused to release the name of the man who was transported to Sparks Regional Medical Center Monday afternoon.
The employee suffered the injuries in the scrap yard of Yaffe Iron & Metal, 118 Stateline Road, according to Bob Hawley, director of LeFlore County EMS and incident commander of the emergency command station set up at Arkoma Assembly of God, 205 Sumner Ave.
The worker was attempting to salvage the brass of one of several demilitarized artillery shells obtained by Yaffe 15 years ago by cutting into it with a blow torch..."
http://swtimes.com/articles/2008/11/04/news/news01.txt
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This story raises several interesting points:
1. Should Arkansas consider changing its unofficial state motto to: "Thank god for Oklahoma?"
2. Now we know what Will Rogers meant when he said that when the Arkies and Okies moved to California it raised the IQ in all three states.
3. Should the guy who said "Hey! I've got an idea for increasing revenue. Let's cut into all these cannon balls with a blow torch!" be added to Team Stupid's fundraising committee?