ARG's Disappearing Rafter

[davidbob]

The disappearing rafter (sitting on the back left tube in the 1st photo, MIA in the center photo, then paddling again in the last photo). Is it Pillow Rock rapid trickeration, evidence of an alien abduction, or ARG Grand Wizardry



(it's Grand Wizardry)

(the Gauley makes lots of boaters disappear every day)

Wasn't Team Stupid headed to the Gauley, or are they still asleep in the poison ivy? (if they went we need a trip report)

[Fish]

Team Stupid's Gauley Trip Report:

Friday night we started packing up gear in anticipation of the big trip. Then we went to the bar and had some , celebrated the impending loss of singledom for one of our best and brightest (Kevin, aka "Mr. Eddy"), and then we said **** it we're not going anywhere and ordered some more .

The End.

- Fish (it'll be there next year!)

[davidbob]

Any trip report with "Then we went to the bar and ... " near the beginning, but "(it'll be there next year!)" at the end is a letdown. I think we were entitled to expect that Team Stupid + alcohol + Fayetteville = a story with references to things like spoonin' (TS style), weasel puke, dancing to the sounds of Debo and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Men, Sheriff Bart's schnitzengruben, or somebody from TS getting Boris Yeltsinned, cop-sluggin’, monkey a$$ed, RBF-off-the-leash-naked-from-the-waist-down wasted before being chased by eligible but suspended Razorback linebackers down Dickson Street with his/her hair on fire.

Maybe we need to start a flatwater seasonal affective disorder support group.