vote for tao

[rickyrod]

ya know i heard the gov put some money into tryin to make it rain during the dust bowl any you guys out there know what im talkin about or am i crazy dont answer that last one

Water hog you are right they are still working on a chem.trail system for warfare. they think, that in war time it would be KEY to be able to control the weather. as of 1990 they have been able to change weather patters in big ereas. but what Yall didn't know is that we People are the biggest contibuting facter in weather patterns. So they can, and a chem. trail is like a con.trail only the chem.tr. is a chemical that changes baremetric pressure and air density. con is condensation. When i worked with M.D. we outfitted droptanks to hold the chem. REALY SCAREY. if you knew what else they are working on.

[Fish]

You know, when it comes to creek-boater narcissism, posting "hey-look-at-me" videos of yourself online is soooo 2010. You're not a real bada** boater till you got your own action figure:

http://facelevelriverboarding.typepad.c ... ure_lg.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

- Fish :-)

[Don Harwood]

Hey Fish, don't be talking about my "Tao Huck Doll".
I actually have one of those things. I used it for demonstration purposes when instructing.
Since I don't do that anymore, you would be welcome to it!

[Jeremy M]

weird.
http://www.taoberman.com/images/model_p ... _Stone.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Modeling? I think he's giving blue steel?

[LOREN]

oh geez dont let zack see that picture....

[waterhog]

why mackey why would you post that thats just sick

[mgood]

Good old Tao. Love his website.

http://www.taoberman.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

My favorite quote (about himself, on his own website):

"It can be argued that no other boater will ever have the genetic abilities to master the complexities of running the waterfalls Tao does." - Boater Talk, Feb. 15

If only we could all have an unprovable statement made about ourselves by an anonymous person online.

[Jeremy M]

"mgood's message boardwriting style could be called the most Orwellian prose since 1984" - ACC Message Board December 2010.

[anthony]

dudes a tool, great kayaker but a tool none the less

[JTarver]

"It could be argued that Jeremy M's post response time was due to involuntary response style superhuman ability that is beyond normal comprehension. Argued unsuccessfully mind you, but argued nontheless."

-Totally anonymous bystander that doesn't even know him