DBV got me in an Haiku state of mind over on Facebook so I thought I'd share several of them here too as they're borne of personal experience.
Turner Bend at ten
Boaters anxious to get wet
What's the shuttle plan
Frost on my kayak
Wet suit damp from yesterday
Morning sun feels good
Sunny April day
Kenny and Sasquatch surfing
Red Buds are in bloom
:)
Paddling Haiku
Re: Paddling Haiku
Group suits up to go --
lovely river view now blocked
by big hairy a**.
lovely river view now blocked
by big hairy a**.
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kenny peerson
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Re: Paddling Haiku
Big red open boats
Kwakheads flee like spastic bass
Girly screams abound
Kwakheads flee like spastic bass
Girly screams abound
Keep looking, it's out there somewhere.
Kenny
Kenny
Re: Paddling Haiku
Canoe caught on rocks
Kayakers watch it taco
Tis a festive show
Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away
Summertime surfing
With all my best friends around
Wish I could freeze time
Joe
Kayakers watch it taco
Tis a festive show
Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away
Summertime surfing
With all my best friends around
Wish I could freeze time
Joe
And all this life we've glorified
Robbin' from the blind
It's not easy, you see
Don't think i don't know sympathy
My victims in my shadow
Starin' back at me
Robbin' from the blind
It's not easy, you see
Don't think i don't know sympathy
My victims in my shadow
Starin' back at me
Re: Paddling Haiku
Ode on the RBF
(Subtitle: Real Men Paddle Big Red Boats)
Do I hear squeaking?
Fat hairy MEN - back again!
BOYS in skirts quiver
(Subtitle: Real Men Paddle Big Red Boats)
Do I hear squeaking?
Fat hairy MEN - back again!
BOYS in skirts quiver
Debo & The Stay Puft Marshmallow Men - Manager and Groupie Coordinator
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
Re: Paddling Haiku
Big boats tote your beerJTarver wrote:Canoe caught on rocks
Kayakers watch it taco
Tis a festive show
And this is how you thank them?
Your mother's a hamster ...
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Debo & The Stay Puft Marshmallow Men - Manager and Groupie Coordinator
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
Re: Paddling Haiku
That's your suds you seeJTarver wrote:Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away
Kwakhead beer just smells like pee
(We spilt some chugging)
Debo & The Stay Puft Marshmallow Men - Manager and Groupie Coordinator
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
RBF - Legal Counsel
ARG - Founding Member and Scribe (currently banned)
Team Stupid - Senior Sweep Boat Captain Division
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Michele Jackson
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Re: Paddling Haiku
Turned on my P.C.
Was reading these funny lines
I spewed my coffee
Was reading these funny lines
I spewed my coffee
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Rotifer Thalweg
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Re: Paddling Haiku
Big boats return firedavidbob wrote:That's your suds you seeJTarver wrote:Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away
Kwakhead beer just smells like pee
(We spilt some chugging)
Open the bulkhead flappers
and recirculate
The Sir Henry Principle: "If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink."
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