Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Open Discussion
User avatar
Cowper
.....
.....
Posts: 2423
Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:39 am
Name: Cowper C
Location: Conway, AR
Contact:

Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by Cowper » Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:26 am

Before there was Jackass, there were stupid human tricks in kayaks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzKMInRIh6M&NR=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Trash: Get a little every time you go!

User avatar
jermdog
....
....
Posts: 380
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:01 pm
Location: The peat

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by jermdog » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:04 pm

ouch. That is truly some testicle fortitude, especially the guy at 2:10, looks like a broken face.
Rokken Like Dokken

User avatar
stormcrow
.
.
Posts: 84
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:38 pm
Name: LARAMY RIDLEY
Location: North Little Rock

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by stormcrow » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:01 pm

They played REO Speed Wagon records backwards and it told them to do it.
Not all who wander are lost

User avatar
jboyd
.
.
Posts: 27
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:39 pm
Location: Southern Illinois
Contact:

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by jboyd » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:06 pm

What the hell is wrong with them :shock:

I think this was probably the reaction afterwords from the 2:10 guy :drool:
http://www.homeairdirect.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; "Hey! It's what I do."
"Settle down, if you were that important, the city would give you lights and a siren for your car"

User avatar
FarPastGone
....
....
Posts: 499
Joined: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:25 pm
Name: Matt
Location: Not Sure
Contact:

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by FarPastGone » Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:19 pm

They must have been training for the beatdowns expected in those boats...

CSH
ACC Member at Large
Posts: 185
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:44 pm
Name: Chris Handley
Location: Lufkin, Texas

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by CSH » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:23 pm

What the hell is wrong with those guys?
Chris Handley

User avatar
stormcrow
.
.
Posts: 84
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:38 pm
Name: LARAMY RIDLEY
Location: North Little Rock

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by stormcrow » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:25 am

This is just an an example of the awesomeness that can be had when your group roster is at 100% on having mustaches.
Not all who wander are lost

User avatar
paddledog
.....
.....
Posts: 896
Joined: Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:31 pm
Location: behind the camera
Contact:

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by paddledog » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:25 am

I wonder if those guys know the guberment issues tidal charts everyday.
And like, pick a time the tide is going OUT !!!!!!
Fighting for peace........
Isn't that like screaming for quiet?

Image
http://www.Paddledog.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

User avatar
bryanpin
..
..
Posts: 103
Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:09 am
Location: benton

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by bryanpin » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:52 am

It sure looked like those dudes were bored one saturday morning.....

"hey man, what's up for today?"

"not sure dude. no surf. my leisure suit is at the cleaners, so no dancing. what to do?"

"hey man, I heard there's waves breakin' at beatcha face down point."

"sweet dude, let's take our kayaks and let it slam us into the rocks"

"i'm in dude!!, just let me get the rest of my CRACK to smoke on the way."
Bryan

User avatar
A Savage spanke
.....
.....
Posts: 639
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:57 am
Location: Clarksville Arkansas

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by A Savage spanke » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:52 am

ya but surely after smoking crack they should have realized this was a bad idea
It could be worse, it could stop raining
call to paddle 479.518.0017

KAYAKN

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by KAYAKN » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:59 pm

Youtube and a good camera can bring out the "STUPIDS" in all of us. Some just more than others, I really liked the part where both of them stuck the bow of the boats in the undercut and let the tide slam there heads into the rocks. SWEET!!! I wonder if there still alive?? Maybe they have other videos???

User avatar
Ryan Viser
...
...
Posts: 209
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:28 pm
Location: Bossier City, LA
Contact:

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by Ryan Viser » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:41 am

Yeah, you KNOW it's bad when Dangerboy comes along and says "What a buncha idiots!!"

Zach
..
..
Posts: 190
Joined: Sat May 06, 2006 10:01 pm
Location: Boulder, CO

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by Zach » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:54 am

I don't know, I think it looks like fun.

Probably one of those things that becomes less fun quickly, and once is enough...but still kinda fun.

User avatar
Fish
.....
.....
Posts: 1483
Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:25 am
Location: Kansas
Contact:

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by Fish » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:44 pm

Team Stupid is humbled. Plain ol' stupidity is no match for honest to god brain damage.

- Fish

User avatar
A Savage spanke
.....
.....
Posts: 639
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:57 am
Location: Clarksville Arkansas

Re: Old School Kayak Carnage - by choice

Post by A Savage spanke » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:12 pm

amen.
It could be worse, it could stop raining
call to paddle 479.518.0017

Post Reply

Social Media

       

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot] and 7 guests