Broken mower or Boats? Broken Mower!!

[Zach]

Apparently someone decided he really wanted my mower. It was in an unlocked crawlspace.
He didn't however want any kayaks or paddles. After prying the lock off the shed door he must have looked in and though 'what the hell?' and left them.
Jokes on him. My mower doesn't work. I got it for $50 and after 6 weeks it started spewing smoke (think John Candy's car in Uncle Buck). The gas can and gas he left were probably worth more than the mower. He saved me the trouble of dragging it to the street.

The paddles are now inside and the boats are all chained together and locked to a joist (so none of you get the bright idea to finish the job).