) and his buddy Paul Smith threw a PFD on me and tied me to the front of a Super Puma last Friday night. Next thing I knew I was helping some French kid unpin his kayak six miles below Round Spring. What a gong show. But hey, as that Deuce guy told the little fella in the kayak, "if you're not swimming you're not trying", and I don't know how much Deuce tries, but I sure have seen him swim a lot! 
Anyway, after making me spend the weekend tied to the front of that janky old Super Puma they finally let me break out my sweet Hyside. Those guys are too cheap to buy gopros, but they did at least take a few pics with their phones. Some of you might recognize me. Check em out.
