Free money and beer for paddle bums

[unicorn]

My company needs dudes to give opinions on some stuff we are testing. I know some of you folks have no interest in actual gainful employment - so this is my gift to you. It's an hour and a half and pays more than whatever you are currently doing for money. Plus you can tell your mom about it without being ashamed.

Who Are We Looking For:

Men ages 25 – 34
Typically wear facial hair, or have in the recent past
Shop at Walmart for grooming products 
Do not work at any of the following: Advertising agencies, Walmart suppliers (including P&G), Walmart or any other retail store
Xer spouses are eligible to participate! 



The Event 

Discussion groups will take place next Thursday January 19th


Don't say I never gave you anything.
There will be two sessions available 5:30 – 7 PM and 7:00 – 8:30 PM
Participants will be paid $65 for their time and effort 
Beer and appetizers will be served! 

Interested parties should contact Lauren Silvestri at 479-725-2337. 

[FarPastGone]

God bless you Ryan

[Jbyrum]

I would let you guys use my beard for a survey, but it looks like I'm too young to participate. Ooooh well.

[Roger]

Why are discriminating against us older folks with facial hair! :myday" :myday"

[Clif]

Why u discriminating against us older guys what cuddin grow a beard if we wanted to?? :myday"

[Sasquatch]

Why are discriminating against us older folks with facial hair! :myday" :myday"

Bhahaha I'm 100 years old but hair from head to toe :myday"

[unicorn]

Not discriminating at all, just trying to hit a target demogrographic.

Also, I don't imagine that anyone will be around to answer the phone at the office until Tuesday morning - but if you wanna participate, I'd suggest calling early tues.

[A Savage spanke]

Plus you can tell your mom about it without being ashamed.

I feel like that was a blow to us plasma sellers. And by that I mean me, because I'm probably the only one on this board doing that.

With that being said, sign me up, I'll do it for sure. I was just thinking about how awesome, and how much better than Matts, my beard is.

[Shep]

Spanke and Matt's beards combined aren't half as awesome as my 'stache. In fact, I think if I went, they would pretty much have to send those guys home.

[Half Ton]

[Regud]

Spanke and Matt's beards combined aren't half as awesome as my 'stache. In fact, I think if I went, they would pretty much have to send those guys home.

Where is the "like" button?!