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What time are putting in?

davidbob wrote:

JTarver wrote:Charging through rapids
Is that pee in your canoe?
I ferry away

That's your suds you see
Kwakhead beer just smells like pee
(We spilt some chugging)

Big boats return fire
Open the bulkhead flappers
and recirculate

If anyone can find a working telephone number for Mohawk please post it here. Mohawk's toll-free number is dead, and it's main trunk line (423-825-2211) ain't doin so hot either. What all of that suggests to me is buy C.O.D. or figure out some other way to avoid paying before you actually take posse...

davidbob wrote:[Kenny may have to deprogram me when he recovers from his second surgery of the summer (the RBF’s bionic man now has a new knee to go along with his new hip).]

He's not bi-pedal, or uni-peedal, he's multi-metal. (mumble mumble scratch)

Heath wrote:if ARG has any since they will stay away from the glover and its long flat pools.

Long flat pools inevitably end in steep drops - Meat Hollow Falls.

What? Nothing about cold beer at the take out or somebody’s 3rd husband’s ex-wife’s cousin’s dog’s brother’s kid’s sister’s nephew’s step-father once removed?

TY kennysan. Sorry to hear about Maggie. Poor, lonely pillow.

AREA FORECAST DISCUSSION NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE LITTLE ROCK AR 612 AM CDT FRI APR 17 2009 .TONIGHT...AS A COLD FRONT MOVES INTO THE AREA. RAINFALL IS EXPECTED TO SPREAD EASTWARD AND CONTINUE THROUGH THE PERIOD. AT THIS TIME... IT APPEARS THAT JUST ABOUT ALL OF THE AREA WILL END UP GETTING AT LEAST...

So you were a practice vagina, not a giant one. (Somebody get the monkey.)

Ryan - you asked "what is ARG?" ARG deploys its fleet of Super Pumas on most every stream in Arkansas, including the Hailstone, Upper/Lower Richland, and the Cossatot. ARG = Arkansas Raft Guides. ARG is the only Arkansas whitewater organization devoted exclusively to the principle that we ...

Jody wrote:I think we need to call on Fish and let him take a turn.

Fish can't hijack coconuts any better than swallows can. C'mon honey pipes - maintain focus.

CB - ever put on at 5' and had it come up to 7'? If so you might have a slightly different perspective.

I just find it irritating that I don't know who people are here. And yes I got to get out on the river more!! This seems to be a major problem for me these days!! The good news is I've now identified Lupe, Kayakn and Eubie. Still trying to figure out the rest of you goobers!! Buttload - can we rena...